Lorelai: [on the phone] From what I can gather, this woman made eyes at a British general, and the British general was feeling a little randy.
Rory: Such a salacious history our town has.
Lorelai: And she led him into her house and kept the fellow occupied.
Rory: Occupied his brains out, huh?
Lorelai: Hey, don't work blue.
Rory: Sorry.
Lorelai: But why do you think they didn't just kill him?
Rory: I don't know, maybe they knew that we would ultimately make peace with England and they wouldn't want to kill a potential great-great-grandfather of a Winston Churchill or a Benny Hill.