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Gilmore Girls: Women of Questionable Morals

511. Women of Questionable Morals

Aired January 25, 2005

Christopher tries to connect with Rory as she continues giving him the cold shoulder. Lorelai's love of the snow is tested when it disrupts business at the Dragonfly Inn. Meanwhile, Richard and Emily reconnect when a lost dog wanders onto the grounds of their house.

Quote from Lorelai

Lorelai: [exhales] Oh, yeah. I smell snow.
Luke: What?
Lorelai: It's coming. I always know. I can smell it, and I'm never wrong.
Luke: It wasn't in the forecast.
Lorelai: It's just my favorite time of the year. The whole world changes color.
Luke: I think I'm blacking out.
Lorelai: Flakes, flurries, swirls, crystals, whatever form it comes in. I'll take it. We go back, snow and me. We have a beautiful history.
Luke: Saw two forecasts, there was no mention of snow. Cold, but no snow.
Lorelai: Sleigh rides, ice skating, snowball fights. I'll even take curling. God, I love curling!
Luke: Lance Cranston on Channel 6 said it would be dry. Kimmy Liston, Live at 5, same thing. No snow, nothing.
Lorelai: Hot cocoa, hot toddies. Best time of the year!
Luke: Jimmy Mountain in Accu-Chopper One said it would be weeks before... [it snows] Lance and Kimmy are idiots.

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Quote from Michel

Lorelai: Oh, I'm desperate for those mats.
Michel: I had been working on the mats but you asked me to shovel the snow. And now I have a blister, a muscle spasm and a neck crick and I have a date tonight, and a crick will cramp my kissing move.
Lorelai: Well, I appreciate your effort.
Michel: Are you being sarcastic?
Lorelai: Just a tiny bit.
Michel: You know that I am light-boned and cannot take physical exertion. I work with my mind.

Quote from Lorelai

Sookie: And we're almost completely out of coffee.
Lorelai: Oh, well. So, make some more.
Sookie: I mean out, out. There's no more on the premises.
Lorelai: You're kidding.
Sookie: I wish I was.
Lorelai: But there's mounds of it stacked in the walk-in. Heroin-sniffing dogs get all excited and confused when they go in there.
Sookie: Why do they get all excited and confused?
Lorelai: Because you smuggle heroin in coffee.
Sookie: No, I don't!
Lorelai: It was in Beverly Hills Cop, remember? The heroin in the coffee?

Quote from Richard

Rory: So how long are you going to keep him?
Richard: As long as it takes to find the owners.
Emily: Richard had to miss a half day of work yesterday.
Richard: But Emily has agreed to write a note excusing my absence, so it should be okay.

Quote from Richard

Emily: [on the phone] Now do you believe me?
Richard: Well, I wasn't doubting you, Emily, I just couldn't see it.
Emily: What is that?
Richard: Oh, you made it sound like it was a rabid beast, so I came prepared.
Emily: Don't get too close.
Richard: I don't see any froth on his mouth.
Emily: Well, that's something.

Quote from Michel

Lorelai: Hey, you know who just nipped at my nose? Jack Frost.
Michel: Huh. You know who just nipped at my ear? Jack I-Don't-Care.
Lorelai: Look outside, Michel. It's the first time we've seen the inn blanketed by snow. It's like a postcard.
Michel: I know. I haven't been this excited since Madonna just dropped by Total Request Live.

Quote from Lorelai

Michel: We've had four cancellations in the last hour.
Lorelai: Why? What happened?
Michel: All due to snow.
Lorelai: Snow? Our beautiful snow?
Michel: People say it is cold, the streets are bad-
Lorelai: The streets are fine. They're plowing away out there. A graceful, gorgeous plow was pushing the snowy white out of the street right behind me, it was beautiful.
Michel: They wanted nice weather.
Lorelai: This is nice weather. It's classic Connecticut inn weather. It's all the more reason to come.

Quote from Lorelai

Lorelai: [on the phone] Well, we can certainly rebook you, because we'd love to have you come anytime. Really. But if you reconsidered your cancellation and came in now you would find nothing less than a magical wonderland.A snowy xanadu of goodness. Really. Bing Crosby's warming up his pipes over by the fireplace. Magical. Mm-hmm. Yes, driving in the snow is tricky. No, I don't think I could get Bing Crosby to come pick you up. Okay. Well, just check your calendar and call me back, and I'll be here to rearrange it. Thank you. Bye-bye.

Quote from Michel

Michel: They said they would be back by noon promptly. Well, it's past noon, and their friends are here to meet them for lunch, but the Goldfarbs are erwol.
Lorelai: They're what?
Michel: Erwol! Erwol!
Lorelai: Oh! A-wol.
Michel: What do I care. I'm French. The point is, we strapped wooden sticks to the feet of a fat orthodontist and a woman with ugly chunky jewelry, and we lost them.

Quote from Lorelai

Luke: What are you doing?
Lorelai: The icicle foot. It's the latest dance craze, all the hip kids are doing it.
Luke: Your shoe's all wet.
Lorelai: Oh, this evil puddle was lying in wait. Evil, evil!
Luke: Let me get you a towel.
Lorelai: Oh, forget the foot. I need caffeine. Whatever form you've got, I haven't had any all day. I'll drink it, shoot it, eat it, snort it, whatever form it's in, gimme.

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