Lorelai: And I am changing my cancellation policy at the inn.
Luke: Because of snow?
Lorelai: Yes.
Luke: From now on if anyone cancels for any reason that I don't agree with within two years of the date in question... No, no, make it three! Then, I am not going to refund their money and I'm going to kick them in the groin.
Luke: Geez.
Lorelai: But with my left foot. Because my right foot is still throbbing from being frozen in icy cold water which has effectively ended my foot modeling career.
Luke: Foot modeling is a dying art anyway.
Lorelai: I am with you now, buddy, a hundred percent.
Luke: With me on what?
Lorelai: Snow is nothing but annoying icy frozen water stuff that falls out of the sky at inconvenient times. It's Mother Nature's icy "Screw you, Lorelai Gilmore". It's just stupid stuff you have to shovel out of the way so customers can get into the inn. It's the stuff that melts and leaks through your roof. It's the stuff that stalls your car, it's the stuff that buries your car- Oh no! Snow, don't even try to make up with me now! You and me are through.