Lorelai: The night took a very weird turn when he started coming up with all of his dad's negative traits corresponding to the letters of the alphabet.
Rory: What?
Lorelai: 'A' he was absent, 'B' he was a bully, 'C' he was cold, 'D' he was dreary...
Rory: What was 'K'?
Lorelai: He was Kuwait-y.
Rory: Kuwait-y, like the country?
Lorelai: Yes, as it got later it got sillier.