Rory: Then I was torn between taking her to the Hewitt Memorial Quadrangle or the Science Center and gymnasium.
Richard: Huh. That is a conundrum.
Lorelai: Yeah, especially since she'll be snoring by then, you'll just be dragging her dead body weight around the campus.
Richard: Lorelai, these things are of great interest to any young person considering attending Yale.
Lorelai: Oh, I am sure.
Rory: I, personally, would enjoy every single thing on my list.
Lorelai: Yes, I know. But it wouldn't hurt to maybe throw a little something fun in. I'm not talking a kegger, but just walk her by the crazy drama students yelling "Give me a location" or something like that.