Lorelai: Jackson, before you go, I need your John Hancock on that there.
Jackson: Oh, yeah?
Lorelai: Yeah, just right at the bottom. I was just ordering a ton of extra, you know, vegetables and stuff. It's just to sign and confirm that I'm ordering that stuff.
Jackson: Hey, this is for those extra parking spaces you need. It's selectman business.
Lorelai: Really?
Jackson: Et tu, former friend?
Lorelai: I just need your signature. It's your duty.
Jackson: So impeach me. [exits]
Sookie: I'll forge that for you.
Lorelai: Thanks.