Luke: Isn't it some kind of kids movie?
Lorelai: Wait a minute. Have you never seen this movie?
Luke: Never.
Lorelai: We got us a Pippi virgin.
Rory: I didn't think there were any left.
Lorelai: And it's not a kids movie.
Rory: It's a classic of surrealism.
Lorelai: And bizarre cinematography.
Rory: And atonal singing.
Lorelai: And forced acting.