Rory: [on the phone] There is so much joy around me, I'm gonna hurl.
Lorelai: Hey, what's wrong?
Rory: You should see all the boisterous high-fiving going on all around me. It's sad. It's just really sad. Hey, do you mind, buddy?
Lorelai: Kids are in party mode, huh?
Rory: The kids are clicking their heels like there's no tomorrow. And there is no tomorrow for those who do not have a final on Saturday morning, such as me. I'm pathetic. I should stand between two of them and have them high-five my head from opposite sides and put me out of my misery.
Lorelai: Just one more final to go, then you'll be free.
Rory: Ahh, two more boisterous bozos just rubbing my face in it.