Graham: Okay, well, lesson number one: when your mom or your grandmother starts trying to pin down your specific whereabouts at a specific time and place, and she's smiling kind of weird, begin evasive maneuvers immediately.
Rory: Got caught in that one myself.
Graham: And lesson number two: never, ever let anybody outside of your family see you in diapers.
Rory: You were young I hope.