Kirk: This doesn't smell right.
Lane: Smells fine, Kirk.
Kirk: I think the eggs were bad.
Lane: The eggs are fine, Kirk.
Kirk: Were they cooked in the fish pan? They smell like they were cooked in the fish pan.
Lane: No, the eggs were not cooked in the fish pan. They were cooked in the egg pan.
Kirk: Was the fish pan sitting next to the egg pan? Because perhaps-
Lorelai: [enters] I need something with cheese!
Kirk: Lorelai, smell my eggs.
Lorelai: Not today, Kirk.