Emily: I can't believe this. I'm standing here in her basement, covered in dust. I'm organizing her estate and cataloging her things. I've been on the phone for days, trying to make sure that everything was exactly the way she wanted it, and all this time, she never even wanted me in her family!
Lorelai: Man, she sure used a lot of exclamation points.
Emily: Well, fine. That's just fine, because I am done.
Lorelai: Done?
Emily: I'm done planning and running around and calling people. I'm done with anything having to do with that woman.
Lorelai: But Dad-
Emily: Skipped my best friend's funeral to golf, that's what your dad did!
Lorelai: Mom, we have to plan this funeral.
Emily: Find a box, throw her in, we're done!
Lorelai: Mom.
Emily: Better yet, throw the old harpy's carcass in a ditch! Let a wolverine eat her.