Emily: Did I tell you about the burial-slash-cremation clause?
Lorelai: Now you're just making stuff up.
Emily: Your grandmother is to have an open-casket ceremony, displayed in all her glory, then is to be cremated and have her ashes divided in two - half to be buried with her husband in the family crypt, and the other half to be put in an urn and placed on our mantelpiece.
Lorelai: Half of Gran is going to be on your mantel forever.
Emily: Staring at me, judging me, disapproving of me.
Lorelai: So apparently, it's the top half.
Emily: When I first found out, I almost had a coronary, but I've accepted it. From now on, it's going to be a 3-person household. Your father, me, and her urn.