Richard: This is outrageous! They've completely ruined it!
Emily: Who ruined what?
Richard: Trix's obituary. The Courant just faxed it through. It's disgraceful! I'll sue them!
Emily: Just calm down.
Richard: "Lorelai Gilmore died this week at age 86. A member of the prominent Gilmore family and widow of Charles Abbott Gilmore, she is survived by a son, Richard Gilmore, and numerous other family members and devoted friends."
Emily: Well, it's-
Richard: It's an insult! That's all they write? Nothing about her charity work or her collecting or her travels? And not a word about the new maternity wing that she donated to St. Joseph's! You tell me where all of the fine people of Hartford are supposed to have all their babies if it weren't for my mother, tell me that!
Emily: All right, all right, calm down. We will take care of it.
Richard: She was a saint, that woman!
Emily: I know. Absolutely, we will make sure it says "saint" somewhere in the article.