Luke: Pigs, gluttons.
Lorelai: Customers!
Luke: How could people eat this much?
Lorelai: Well, this is not all from one person, Luke.
Luke: It's disgusting. It's making me sick to my stomach.
Lorelai: Well then, have you ever thought that maybe you're in the wrong industry?
Luke: I should get rid of the plates, make 'em all strap on a feed bag, you know, hang bells around their necks. Enter them in county fairs.