Jason: Hey, wait, wait a minute. If I can't be on the phone then you cannot be on the phone.
Lorelai: [answers phone] Hello?
Emily: Lorelai, its me.
Jason: Lorelai Gilmore's a hypocrite!
Lorelai: Hello, Emily!
Emily: Why are you calling me Emily?
Lorelai: 'Cause that's your name, ask me again and I tell you the same.