Quote from Lorelai in A Family Matter
Jason: [on the phone] Lorelai, we've got to do it. Well, the timing has to be right It's going to be awkward no matter when you do it. Lorelai: Not if they're both unconscious. Jason: Yeah, but then you're going to be dealing with why both your parents are unconscious, and doctors consultations, and phoning friends and relatives... the timing is bad there too.