Lorelai: Maybe I am insane, I mean what's the big deal right? Just because I go in there for coffee every day that doesn't make us friends.
Sookie: You are friends!
Lorelai: Yes, but I thought we were 'friend' friends, and apparently we're just coffee friends. I buy the coffee and he's my friend. It's like a dog and a liver treat. If you have a liver treat, the dog will like you and, that's us.
Sookie: Which one are you, the dog or the liver treat?
Lorelai: I was the liver treat, and I thought I was a collar or at least a really cute leash and I'm not.
Sookie: I wanna chime in and be supportive, but I don't know what you're talking about.
Lorelai: I'm talking about nothing, never mind.