Quote from Luke in In the Clamor and the Clangor
Kirk: Luke? Luke: Yeah, Kirk. Kirk: What time is it? Luke: I'm not saying, Kirk. Kirk: Why not? Luke: Because I just told you 30 seconds ago! Kirk: More like 45 seconds if you add in all the bickering. Luke: 3:58. Kirk: Only two minutes until the bells. Luke: Unless of course, I'm fast. Kirk: You're cruel at times, Luke. Luke: Only when poked with a stick.