Rory: Kleenex. [sobs] I'm gonna miss Stan.
Lorelai: I know, I'm gonna miss him too.
Rory: He was so cute, with his fedora and his Hush Puppies. Everyday, the fedora and the Hush Puppies.
Lorelai: Yeah, if he just would have added some pants.
Rory: Mom!
Lorelai: I'm sorry, I'm just trying to lighten the mood.
Rory: 'Cause you wouldn't want a downer funeral.
Lorelai: Okay, we're serious now.
Sookie: You remember every Tuesday, Stan came to the Independence Inn for lunch?
Lorelai: I remember.
Sookie: That was a total waste because he couldn't eat dairy, or salt, or meat, so he basically just came in every week for a salad, with no oil, and no mushrooms. He hated mushrooms.
Rory: I hate mushrooms too. [sobs]