Lorelai: Now, what about taxes?
Luke: What about them?
Lorelai: Well, you file single, jointly? I mean, what do you do?
Luke: That's not for months.
Lorelai: You can't put it off.
Luke: I'm not doing my taxes right now.
Lorelai: Capone?
Luke: What?
Lorelai: They got him for tax evasion.
Luke: I don't plan on evading my taxes.