Emily: Why have a simple sign if it can be in bright flashing neon? And the new slot machines? They don't just make obnoxious bell sounds anymore, they yell at you.
Lorelai: The slot machines were talking to you, Mom? Are you sure it wasn't just you?
Richard: Oh, they talk, I can verify that. One of them kept yelling, "Wheel of fortune!"
Emily: And the parking lot of the hotel that we stayed at had an area for RV's.
Lorelai: Perish the thought!
Emily: And the boardwalk
Rory: Oh, I've always wanted to see the Atlantic City boardwalk.
Emily: I'll save you a trip. Tip an overflowing trash can on your front porch and walk up and down on it.