Emily Quote #285
Emily: Why have a simple sign if it can be in bright flashing neon? And the new slot machines? They don't just make obnoxious bell sounds anymore, they yell at you.
Lorelai: The slot machines were talking to you, Mom? Are you sure it wasn't just you?
Richard: Oh, they talk, I can verify that. One of them kept yelling, "Wheel of fortune!"
Emily: And the parking lot of the hotel that we stayed at had an area for RV's.
Lorelai: Perish the thought!
Emily: And the boardwalk
Rory: Oh, I've always wanted to see the Atlantic City boardwalk.
Emily: I'll save you a trip. Tip an overflowing trash can on your front porch and walk up and down on it.
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Lorelai: Yeah, the stores you normally have to go to, they're on the internet now.
Emily: But going to a nice store is half the fun of shopping. I like being greeted at the door and the bustle of people and the shoes and clothes all lined up nice and pretty.
Lorelai: That's true.
Rory: Yeah, we like that, too.
Emily: Having someone help you pick out the right thing or help you exchange it if it's not right. With the internet, what do you do? Mail it back?
Lorelai: We usually just forget.
Rory: Yeah.
Emily: So you're just out the money?
Rory: Pretty much.
Emily: I don't get it.
Quote from Paris
Paris: Hey, hug a dolphin another day, all right? We need to rev up the gunships and retaliate before the next strike. We gotta go full-out Sharon.
Quote from Lorelai
Lorelai: So, is she moving in with you?
Luke: No.
Luke: What, no?
Lorelai: You're husband and wife. It's not a crazy question.
Luke: No, we're man and woman. We're just seeing each other as if we're not husband and wife.
Lorelai: Oh, well, the state of Connecticut sees it differently, you know. To the state, you're sharing a toothbrush holder and deciding together whether there's enough in the dishwasher to justify running it.
Luke: Hopefully, the state will stay out of my way.