Lorelai: What's Kirk doing?
Luke: Practicing.
Lorelai: For what?
Luke: His date. He's doing a test run - talking, eating, making conversation. Then he's gonna go home and review the tape and adjust from there.
Lorelai: Boy! You ever think about how many different ways Kirk could get kicked out of the Army?
Luke: What a poor slob. He's pathetic.
Lorelai: He likes a girl. That's sweet.
Luke: All day long, I have this crazy person sitting in my diner ordering everything off the menu, by the way, to see which meal has less crumb-to-sweater ratio.