Lorelai: Okay. Here we go.
Luke: What's that?
Lorelai: Okay A, no talking during the movie, and B, don't tell me you've never seen the FBI warning before.
Luke: It's new to me.
Lorelai: Oh, my God. You're beyond monk. You're uber-monk.
Luke: Just start it up. I won't talk again.
Lorelai: Okay, just one more warning. When they showed the first motion picture over a hundred years ago, it featured a train rushing toward the camera, and people were so sure the train was going to burst off the screen and crush them that they ran away in terror. Now, Luke, the train is not going to leave the screen.
Luke: Hit the button.