Lorelai: I love horses. I've always loved horses ever since I was a little girl, and now I finally have a grown-up excuse to buy a pony.
Luke: Great. Listen, National Velvet, you have to move this stuff out of here.
Lorelai: Why?
Luke: Because this is a diner. People wanna sit.
Lorelai: This is business.
Luke: No, this is business, and it's open, and it's decorated, and it wants its seats back. Fine.
Lorelai: Sorry about that. He's trying to steal the "World's Grumpiest Diner Guy" title from Mel.