Lorelai: No, look, Rory, I know you've never really dated.
Rory: What are you talking about? I've dated.
Lorelai: Who did you date?
Rory: Dean.
Lorelai: You and Dean did not date. You had a relationship.
Rory: Well, Jess.
Lorelai: Was relationship number two.
Rory: So maybe I've never dated, but you haven't either.
Lorelai: [gasps] I have dated at least once.
Rory: You had me with dad - relationship.
Lorelai: Yes, but-
Rory: Max, relationship. Dad again, relationship.
Lorelai: Okay, fine, I may not be the world's best dater, but I do it and you should give it a shot. I mean, you're in college now. What else is there to do in college but date?
Rory: I'm gonna go wash my clothes now.
Lorelai: Wait. Was that it? Is this conversation over? Sorry, did I win?