Quote from Emily in The Hobbit, the Sofa and Digger Stiles
Rory: [answers phone] Hello? Emily: I was going to wait until you called me, but my life isn't as long as yours. Did you sit on the couch? Rory: The couch? Emily: I didn't want to get it too soft because I knew you would be studying there as well as watching television, and you would need a little bit of support. Rory: You did this? Emily: Of course I did it. My granddaughter's a Yalie now. She needs to live like a Yalie. Rory: But how? When? Emily: I snuck in yesterday when you were in classes just to measure to make sure everything would fit. Then I had to butter up your dippy freshman counselor so she'd let the movers in. Did you look in the entertainment center yet? Rory: No. Oh. Emily: That's a plasma TV with a VCR and a DVD player. There's also a five-CD changer and a turntable, and the whole thing is wired in 5.1 surround sound. Now I have no idea what that means, but the man who installed it said to get Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon. It's supposed to be amazing.