Lorelai: Honey, you gotta tell Mommy what happened in Kyle's bedroom!
Rory: Jess was upset and I went to look for him and we were kissing and then it seemed like he wanted to...
Lorelai: Did you?
Rory: No, I didn't. And then he got all weird like he was mad at me.
Lorelai: Hey, if he was mad at you because you wouldn't have sex with him, then he's a jerk.
Rory: I know that, but I don't even know if that's why he's mad at me. I don't know if he's mad at me. I don't know anything because he won't talk. He just sulks then disappears, and just when you're through with him, he shows up at hockey games with Distiller tickets.
Lorelai: Distiller tickets? What Distiller tickets?
Rory: Oh, that's right, you don't know about that because I didn't tell you because I was embarrassed because I didn't wanna be that girl and you don't want me to be that girl, but after the hockey game, I was that girl.
Lorelai: What girl? Help me, drag me along, honey.
Rory: The girl who lets her boyfriend treat her like dirt and then lies to her mom about it.
Lorelai: Okay, you need a breath here.