Lorelai: "Dear Ms. Gilmore, with your daughter's final days of Chilton fast approaching, yours are, too." Hm, not feeling the love here. Yadda, yadda, yadda. "The Booster Club could use your help. We would greatly appreciate - " Greatly's underlined three times. Trying to emphasize the word there. Got it, guys. Thanks. "- your involvement, especially in light of your previous paucity of participation." Ooh, they got me with alliteration and an obscure word.
Rory: The bastards.
Lorelai: I've been summoned to duty.
Rory: Sounds like it.
Lorelai: I feel like I should pack my rucksack, kiss my loved ones goodbye.