Emily: This is ridiculous.
Lorelai: Mom, relax.
Emily: He woke up this morning and suddenly just had to have this dish that his grandmother would make him.
Lorelai: Yeah, we all understand the cravings.
Richard: [o.s.] It's a family secret.
Emily: Well, last time I checked, I was family.
Rory: He's having fun, Grandma.
Emily: I saw an open can of cream of mushroom soup. Nothing good can come of that.