Kirk: Got your latest topical T-shirts here, people. Brand new topical T-shirts for sale.
Rory: What's this one say?
Lorelai: "Faux Poes foes."
Rory: Very clever, Kirk.
Kirk: It was an inspiration. But they're not selling much better than the "Babette ate oatmeal" shirts.
Lorelai: Keep the dream, Kirk.