Quote from Sookie in The Big One
Sookie: I'm not getting rid of my knives, Jackson. I'm a chef, I have to have knives. Jackson: Sookie. Sookie: And I'm also not cutting off the water supply and I'm not sanding down all the edges of my furniture. Now, I'm sorry that you think this house is a deathtrap, and I'm sorry that you think there is nothing in our lifestyles that is conducive to having a baby, but our kid is gonna have to be bright enough not to disconnect the water hose that goes to the automatic ice maker and shove it up his or her nose. Now go to sleep.