Lorelai: And you're sure they were kissing?
Emily: One hundred percent sure.
Lorelai: My God. Was he hot?
Emily: Excuse me?
Lorelai: Well, I don't know what you're supposed to ask when you hear your grandmother's been making out with a guy.
Emily: I don't know if he was hot. Your grandmother sucking face was blocking my view.
Lorelai: What'd she do? Did she see you?
Emily: No. After my heart started back up again, I went outside and hid in the bushes until he left.
Lorelai: Okay, now I have two really good visuals fighting for top billing here.