[flashback:]
Young Lorelai: It looks like the Gilmores are planning a trip again.
Young Christopher: Where to this time?
Young Lorelai: Someplace fabulous where they'll stay at a fancy hotel with a lot of other rich Americans so they won't have to talk to anyone who actually lives in that country.
Young Christopher: "Myra Waldo's Travel and Motoring Guide to Europe." Hello Myra.