Lorelai: Mom, I swear, it was Aunt Maureen.
Emily: Aunt Maureen would never hike up her skirt in public.
Lorelai: She would after half a gallon of eggnog.
Emily: Richard, who was the one who got drunk at our Christmas party and hiked up her skirt in front of the Town and Country photographer?
Richard: I'm sorry, did you say something?
Lorelai: I don't know about you, Mom, but I've never felt so fascinating in my entire life.