Quote from Kirk in They Shoot Gilmores, Don't They?
Lorelai: Hey Kirk, relax. Dancing's supposed to be fun. Kirk: You know what will be fun, Lorelai? Jogging around your prostrate body with that shiny temple of silver importance hoisted in the air for all to see. That will be fun. Lorelai: Do you think serious Kirk is more disturbing than non-serious Kirk? Rory: Actually, I think they're both about the same.