Quote from Luke in Take the Deviled Eggs...
Jess: I'm eating and ignoring you. Luke: You're like the all-American boy. Jess: Call me Dirk Squarejaw. Luke: Look at you. Jess: What? Luke: Eating apple pie. Jess: I'm outta here. Luke: Hey, wave a flag and sing "God Bless America", please? Jess: Goodbye.