Quote from Lorelai in Haunted Leg
Lorelai: Yes, you are, you're all grown up and soon you'll be going off into the world. Rory: Not yet. Lorelai: But soon. And after you spread those wings and fly away, I won't have the opportunity to give you this. Rory: What is it? Lorelai: It's your bill. Rory: My what? Lorelai: Yeah. I've been crunching the numbers, you know, adding up what you've cost me over the years, raising you, clothing you, feeding you, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. Rory: Mmm-hmm. Lorelai: Yes, I've itemized everything here by years and income ratio. I thought you could factor it into your student loan. Rory: Oh, boy. Lorelai: One thing that's painfully obvious here: you've used an extraordinary number of diapers. Rory: I'm gonna go take a shower. Lorelai: Really, it's cost a fortune. What were you using all those diapers for? Rory: I was building my "make Mommy go away" castle.