Lorelai: Yes, you are, you're all grown up and soon you'll be going off into the world.
Rory: Not yet.
Lorelai: But soon. And after you spread those wings and fly away, I won't have the opportunity to give you this.
Rory: What is it?
Lorelai: It's your bill.
Rory: My what?
Lorelai: Yeah. I've been crunching the numbers, you know, adding up what you've cost me over the years, raising you, clothing you, feeding you, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
Rory: Mmm-hmm.
Lorelai: Yes, I've itemized everything here by years and income ratio. I thought you could factor it into your student loan.
Rory: Oh, boy.
Lorelai: One thing that's painfully obvious here: you've used an extraordinary number of diapers.
Rory: I'm gonna go take a shower.
Lorelai: Really, it's cost a fortune. What were you using all those diapers for?
Rory: I was building my "make Mommy go away" castle.