Kirk: One day it occurred to me, cows never wrinkle. Think about it, have you ever seen a wrinkled cow? No, not once. So I thought to myself, "That is weird."
Michel: Yes, that and other things.
Kirk: So I decided to do a little research. I studied cows, I studied humans, and finally I discovered the secret. The secret of the cows.
Lorelai: Michel, could you... Hi, Kirk.
Michel: Oh, good, just in time. Kirk here is about to tell us the difference between cows and humans.
Lorelai: You mean, other than one's a cow?
Michel: Ssh. Go ahead, Kirk.
Kirk: Hay.
Lorelai: Huh?
Kirk: Hay, it's hay. Cows eat hay. And after some experimentation and a great deal of research, I developed what I believe to be the next great skin care product to sweep the nation.
Lorelai: "Hay There".
Kirk: A complete line of creams, balms, toning lotions, and cleansing liquids.
Lorelai: Kirk, we already have a skin care line here, I'm sorry.
Kirk: I am willing to give you three cases of "Hay There" skin products absolutely free of charge. Try them, you will see what I'm talking about.
Lorelai: Well, thank you very much, Kirk... but, I'm sorry, don't cows eat grass?
Kirk: Sometimes, but "Grass There" is a bad name.