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Gilmore Girls: Those Lazy-Hazy-Crazy Days

301. Those Lazy-Hazy-Crazy Days

Aired September 24, 2002

Lorelai is having strange dreams about Luke and has still not told her parents that Christopher left her again. Meanwhile, Rory is about to return from Washington and needs to make up her mind between Dean and Luke.

Quote from Paris

Paris: I mean, come on, Senator Boxer, as one of our foremost Democratic leaders, I ask you, do you really think it looks good to have the American Secretary of the Treasury traveling around with Bono? I mean, I know apparently he's a saint, he's going to save the world, yada, yada, yada, but my God! He never even takes the sunglasses off. We have an image to maintain, don't we? I mean, aren't we at least trying to pretend we're the superpower in this world? I mean, why not just send Carson Daly over to the Middle East next time Cheney goes, huh? Or hey, hook up Freddie Prinze Jr. with Colin Powell next time he meets with NATO. I mean, hell! Let's hear what Freddie has to say, right?
Senator Barbara Boxer: Oh, great, Doug. Paris, do you know Republican Congressman Doug Ose from California? You don't? Great. You two will have so much to talk about. Bye.
Congressman Doug Ose: Barbara...
Paris: Ose, right?
Congressman Doug Ose: Yes, that's right.
Paris: Let's take a walk.

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Quote from Paris

Rory: Paris, if he just wanted to celebrate winning a debate, you guys could've had coffee afterward, but he asked you out on a date.
Paris: He did?
Rory: Yes.
Paris: Did I accept?
Rory: Yes.
Paris: I'm going on a date?
Rory: Yes, you are.
Paris: Oh man, I can't believe this! I finally get asked out on a date and I missed it? Was it a good ask-out?
Rory: It was a very good ask-out.
Paris: God, I wish I'd been there.
Rory: Well, you'll be there tonight.
Paris: Tonight? Tonight I have a date. Tonight I have a date with Jamie, a Princeton man. I can overlook that. Oh my God, I can't believe it... I have a date.

Quote from Lorelai

Lorelai: This is the second time I let myself do this.
Luke: Do what?
Lorelai: Think I finally found it.
Luke: Found what?
Lorelai: Love, comfort, safety. I mean, first with Max, which of course, I screwed up, and then with Christopher, which of course, all the elements of the universe got together to screw up.
Luke: Yup, it's tough when the universe is against you. That's like taking on the Manhattan garbage union.
Lorelai: I always thought if he could just get it together, grow up... maybe we could do it. Maybe we could really be a family, in the stupid, traditional, Dan Quayle, golden retriever, grow old together, wear matching jogging suits kind of way. And then he did get it together, he became that guy... [sobs] and he gets to be that guy with her. Chris is gonna have a baby with his girlfriend. He's gonna marry her... and he's gonna be there for her while she's pregnant and he's gonna be there with her while her child grows up, and he's gonna be there for her while she does... whatever it is she does. And I am in exactly the same place that I was in before.
Luke: Is that so bad? I mean, you got Rory.
Lorelai: Yes, I do.
Luke: You got friends, you got a house, a job, apparently an iron stomach.
Lorelai: No, it's not so bad. I'm lucky, I know. I just... I feel like I'm never gonna have it... the whole package, you know? That person, that couple life, and I swear, I hate admitting it because I fancy myself Wonder Woman, but... I really want it... the whole package.

Quote from Paris

Paris: Maybe I shouldn't go. I mean, what if I fall for him and he doesn't like me?
Rory: Then you'll find someone else.
Paris: But what if there is no one else?
Rory: Then you'll buy some cats.
Paris: I wish I knew if he was right for me, you know? So I don't put myself through all of this for nothing. I mean, women fall for men who are wrong for them all of the time, and then they get sidetracked from their goals. They give up careers and become alcoholics and, if you're Sunny von Bülow, wind up in a coma completely incapable of stopping Glenn Close from playing you in a movie.

Quote from Paris

Paris: [talking in her sleep] I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

Quote from Lorelai

Rory: [answers phone] Hello?
Lorelai: You have to come home.
Rory: Mom?
Lorelai: You're gone and the house is quiet and Bill Maher's canceled. I mean, the name of the show was Politically Incorrect for God's sake. Didn't anybody read the title? He was supposed to say those things, dammit!

Quote from Paris

Paris: [talking in her sleep] Woodward... Bernstein... Harry Thomason.
Lorelai: [on the phone] Is that Paris?
Rory: Yeah, she talks in her sleep... long in-depth arguments. I'm so glad I only have one more day here.

Quote from Rory

Jamie: Last day here.
Rory: Yup.
Jamie: So, in your opinion, how was our nation's capital?
Rory: Well, I got to see Archie Bunker's chair at the Smithsonian Museum, so it was a big thumbs up for me.

Quote from Paris

Paris: Damn, I always seem to catch the most interesting politicians right when they have to use the bathroom.

Quote from Paris

Paris: God, I love this. You don't realize how unqualified most of America's youth is until you gather them all up in a room and make them speak.

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