Kirk: Good, there's been a little problem.
Lorelai: What kind of problem?
Kirk: Nothing of major concern. It just seems that with continual use, the cream develops some weird reactions to light... and air... and movement.
Lorelai: Are you serious?
Kirk: Don't worry, it's just a small kink. It'll all be worked out soon.
Kirk: I have three cases of that stuff sitting at the inn.
Kirk: Well, get rid of it.
Lorelai: Kirk.
Kirk: But don't throw it in the trash. Apparently, that would be an EPA violation.
Lorelai: What am I supposed to do with the stuff?
Kirk: Shooting it into space is about all I've got now.