Lorelai: Okay, who kissed who?
Rory: What does that matter?
Lorelai: Because it matters. Did he kiss you, did you kiss each other, did you trip and your faces accidentally...
Rory: I kissed him.
Lorelai: Okay.
Rory: And I don't know, I thought he came back here because he liked me or something, and I kissed him and he kissed me back, and now he's over there and I feel so stupid and... that girl isn't even his type and...
Lorelai: Rory, what are you doing?
Rory: What do you mean, what am I doing? I'm ranting. You should recognize this, I learned it from you.