Christopher: When Jackson came out holding that kilt, damn, I felt for him.
Lorelai: I know. So did I.
Christopher: Please, I saw what your face was doing.
Lorelai: What? What was my face doing?
Christopher: It was counting how many Brigadoon references you could come up with to torture him with on a later date.
Lorelai: How dare you accuse my face of that? My face is calling Gloria Allred when we get home.
Christopher: How many references?
Lorelai: None.
Christopher: How many?
Lorelai: Twelve. Including a few bars of "I'll Go Home With Bonnie Jean".