Rory: Okay, here's an interesting question for you. "Have you given any thought to how children will work into your future plans?"
Lorelai: Oh, well, they're not gonna stand in my way, that's for sure. I mean, I plan to have some, of course, but I'm just gonna knock them out and have nanny catch them and care for them make sure Mick Jagger doesn't come anywhere near them and then return them to me when they're 21.
Rory: Well, what about me?
Lorelai: You are my favorite eldest child. You get to stay by my side.
Rory: I feel so privileged. [phone rings] I'll get it.
Lorelai: Now, if that's Mick Jagger, hang up, and blow that whistle I gave you.