Rory: Oh, right, Jess is the Anti-Christ, I forgot. He wanted to get into an accident. He was looking for something to hit because he's a murderer with a death wish and he wanted to kill us both, right?
Lorelai: I know you think that Jess is your friend, but he's not. He is a completely out-of-control, really angry kid who has no respect for Luke, who has no respect for me-
Rory: It was an accident!
Lorelai: And he was driving!
Rory: So what? No matter what I say, you're going to choose to blame Jess?
Lorelai: Yes, I choose to blame Jess.
Rory: Because you hate him?
Lorelai: That's right. I'm sorry. But when my daughter comes home broken, I get to hate the guy who broke her. That's how it works. He's gone. I win. You are wearing a cast, and I get to hate him forever.