Lorelai: Why isn't Jackson here?
Sookie: He's singing to his persimmons tonight. They've been a little sour lately.
Lorelai: Right.
Christopher: Right? You just accept that explanation?
Sookie: Why shouldn't I?
Christopher: She just told you the man is not here because he's singing to fruit.
Lorelai: That's better than dancing with it. Remember last year's watermelon crop?
Sookie: Yeah. Threw his back out.
Christopher: Okay, I'm facing the screen now.