Lorelai: Oh, my God. You know, when Rory called me tonight and said the word "hospital", I just legitimately thought I was having a heart attack. And let me tell you, it was not fun. I'm joining a gym tomorrow. That's how not-fun it was.
Christopher: See if you can you get a two-for-one membership.
Lorelai: Anything could've happened. It could have been so much worse.
Christopher: It wasn't.
Lorelai: No, it wasn't, but it could have been.
Christopher: It wasn't. Everything's gonna be okay.