Lorelai: What are you doing?
Luke: Watching TV.
Lorelai: That's cute. Is it the first time it's been away from its mother?
Luke: It's a very good TV.
Lorelai: Black and white, coat-hanger antenna, really bad reception.
Luke: It's fine.
Lorelai: Don't you have a fully grown TV upstairs?
Luke: Yeah, well, Jess is upstairs.
Lorelai: So?
Luke: So when Jess is upstairs that means the stereo's blaring and the place is a mess. I just needed a little privacy.
Lorelai: So you came downstairs to sit on an uncomfortable chair in an empty diner that smells like onion rings. Calgon take me away!
Luke: It was very peaceful until two minutes ago.