Emily: You know historical homes are infested with mold, don't you?
Lorelai: Mold?
Emily: It gets inside the walls and grows out of sight and shoots off spores that slowly kill you and your family.
Lorelai: You should get a show on the Home and Garden Channel, Mom.
Richard: When did you become an expert on mold, Emily?
Emily: It was in the New York Times Magazine. I'd hold off buying a place with this woman until you look into this.